Hey, you. Yes, you. The writer. Wanna nice cozy place to hide while you write whatever’s been ailing you? Words come easier at the beach.

Or yous twos. Wanna little place where just the two of yous can rekindle that fire - it’s okay, I just replaced the batteries in the smoke detectors.

Maybe you. Wanna little joint to take the kids to before they sprout zits and refuse to be seen with you?

I got just the place! It’s in a nowhere town called Rockaway Beach on the North Oregon Coast. Cannon Beach is just a few miles that way and Tillamook is a few miles that way. Japan’s over there somewhere.

I call it Chuck’s, after my Dad who taught me to love the beach. It’s nothing fancy. Two small bedrooms, one huge bathroom, laundry room, large and airy kitchen and living room, great deck, and (providing what you bring to drink) you can literally fall right onto the beach in front.

These folks rent it out for me. Sunset Vacation Rentals There are rental cabins next door if you want a huge family affair, but as far as I’m concerned, the beach is for more intimate things. But that’s your call. Yes, you can bring your dog, but dang it, it has to be housebroken and de-fleaed and never left alone in the cabin. Hey, it’s Fido’s vacation, too. Anyway, if you are interested, link up to Sunset and they’ll give you the the dope on everything. I spend January and February there and get more writing done in those two months than I do the entire year. Paradise!